Is Justin Trudeau Fidel Castro's Son?

(Chaz Anon) Do I think it is possible that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is the son of Fidel Castro?

Um…sí señor.

Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart, the eldest son of communist hero and Cuban leader Fidel Castro, claimed in a handwritten suicide note that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother. If true, it would confirm longstanding rumors in Cuba that Fidel Castro fathered Justin Trudeau after a public tryst with Margaret Trudeau in 1970.

“Castro Diaz-Balart, who had been attended by a group of doctors for several months due to a state of profound depression, committed suicide this morning,” according to Cubadebate.

The death of the high-profile government nuclear scientist, also known as “Fidelito”, or Little Fidel, because of how much he looked like his father, stunned the nation, however it is his “explosive” suicide note that has set Havana ablaze.

The note suggests Fidelito was angry with his late father, the revolutionary Cuban dictator. Fidelito wrote that his father was always comparing him to Justin while "dismissing (his) achievements" in scientific development.

While Justin Trudeau could just as easily be the son of Canada’s former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (they have some similar features as well), comparison images of Justin and Fidel suggests that they certainly could be related, sharing many similar genetic features, including height, eye shape, bone structure and hairline.

Justin resembles both Trudeau and Castro

It has long been rumored that Justin's mother Margaret was fond of the Cuban leader, coincidentally visiting Cuba nine months before Justin was born, with photographic evidence (above & below) of her hanging out with Fidel Castro in all the right places at all the right times.

According to The Globe And Mail, Pierre Trudeau and his wife Margaret travelled to Havana and became close friends with the Cuban president.

“Pierre Trudeau’s and Fidel Castro’s paths crossed for the first time in 1970,” the Globe reports, before explaining the Trudeaus had such a great time on the Caribbean island that “an enduring friendship between the arch-liberal Pierre Trudeau and the Marxist-revolutionary Fidel Castro” was forged.

Perhaps, they were involved in some sort of kinky elite threesome?

"Fidel, your arms are so strong!"

Before her marriage to Prime Minister Trudeau, Margaret was famous in the 1970s for her risqué behavior. She was known as a poster girl for the “flower child” movement of the early 1970s, embracing the sexual revolution and scorning traditional marriage. Margaret also had problems with drugs, getting caught smuggling drugs in her husband’s luggage while traveling.

Her scandalous behavior became too much for Pierre Trudeau, who ended their tumultuous marriage in 1984. He fought her in the courts, and won sole custody of the children. He refused to pay any spousal support to Margaret, who struggled for years and was later diagnosed with bi-polar disorder. She has since recovered and written about her life with two Prime Ministers, her son and ex-husband.

So…Could Justin Trudeau be the son of Fidel Castro?

Todo es posible.